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stop looking at the sadness rectangle, alli

selfie, workout clothing, ec 

i forgot to smile lmao

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we're gonna grab a hotel for the weekend and go on an ice cream date and play board games and watch gundam together and it's gonna be so nice

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daydreaming about trip to go see crush next month and augh it just feels so good

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

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me, armfuls of toots, trying to walk calmy and quietly through the kitchen of our instance so as not to bother my beleagured admin trying to keep the server from overflowing, pretending im absolutely not about to throw them everywhere while screaming as soon as i step one foot onto the federated timeline

also i am considering migrating back to a multi user instance. federated tl is a little bit dead

help im being extremely trans and gay again

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Please don't spam this channel with newbie questions about "help im drowning" and "gblrblgrlb" before reading the quickstart documentation, thanks

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fedi is inherently insecure and vulnerable to many types of attack. for instance, kaiju

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Fediblock, journalism, update 

:blobdisapproval: Extremely unimpressed that I was quoted without my knowledge or consent, ABOUT being quoted without knowledge or consent, in the recent CJR piece about the backlash to I'm not sure if it would be better or worse if the author had added an actual link to my post.

The author also links to a Kiwifarms-associated scraper tool used to see which instances a given instance is blocked by. (The same one the qoto guy used to mass-email a bunch of admins asking to be unblocked.) Classy!

P. S. Matthew, my website is in my bio. My contact information is there. As are links to the actual local journalism I've done over the years. The call is coming from inside the house Matthew. Okay that's all.

#FediBlock 🐘

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it is such a wild coincidence that i'm posting again at the same time as all this news hitting but the truth is i just kinda missed the admittedly tenuous social connections i had built here and also remembered that mastodon servers have web frontends

i think my biggest negative personality trait is how much worse i am at speaking than typing. either that or my overwhelming anxiety at talking to you if i haven't in like three days.

i guess this is just the autism and adhd rsd again tho rly innit


one of my favorite things is like. how everyone i talk to is so hecking hot all the time. so it's fun to try and measure up

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me, noticing someone's posts have been worse and also less frequent: ts ts ts. looks like someone's been fucking

also i developed a big ol' crush and i'm hoping to see her soon hearteyes hearteyes hearteyes

anyway my primary interaction with people has shifted from shitposting to flirting and god is it ever a positive change

hi again cuties my masto app stopped working for ??? reasons

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Alli's Fediverse Boudoir And Cat Emporium is a single-user Mastodon instance. Its owner focuses mostly on tech, fuzzy animals, and gender stuff.