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stop looking at the sadness rectangle, alli

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"CatMeows: A Publicly-Available Dataset of Cat Vocalizations"

zenodo.org/record/4008297

(How long until there's a fedibot with Meow on the Hour?)

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man i'm sick of interacting with these corporate systems, wish i could totally divest myself of all need to do so, but they're really embedded in The Society We Live In so that sucks some serious ass

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Latest stage capitalism 

Omg, what is we KISSED🙀 in the mandatory corporate wellness box

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under communism it will be our pro skater 3

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if only i could actually truly be myself. if only there were no borders and no nations. if only we lived in a better and free society. if only i had actual personal freedom. if only i could express my genuine opinions without endangering me or my friends. if only i had a future.

i want a better world, collectively we can fight for it.

🏴🖤🔥

crimethinc.com/tce

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she’s short circuiting because there are birds outside two different windows and she doesn’t know which one she wants

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"Replace the 500 HTTP status message with The Bees They're In My Eyes in all your favourite web servers"

github.com/aprescott/bees.rb

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Tired: cisphobia is real and it's a problem

Wired: cisphobia isn't real

Inspired: cisphobia isn't real but I wish it was

Admired: cisphobia is real and I'm cisphobic

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Right now she's on my side but I'm pretty sure she's going to turn on me when she realizes that I've loved Liara T'Soni for longer than I have her

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being a trans girl is a leather collar job and it's not easy

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I walk into the law office

name: bartleby
occupation: scrivener
preference: not to

I am forcibly removed from the law office

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can't I just get paid to make the cishets uncomfortable. Invite me to your business conferences to follow your CEO around and repeatedly ask what they mean by "normal pronouns" and insult their ability to innovate in business if they can't even come up with their own gender

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Day after the second dose and I’m feeling just fine, idk what all the fuss was about

Posted from Mastodon for Microsoft® Zune™

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i really hate that i have to explain to people that the cdc answers to the us government and the us government is not interested in the well being of its citizens even remotely

this weekend is a coding weekend I think. looking forward to. Want to finish up one quick project and then start the next

feeling really good about myself which is a nice positive thing to run into

my favorite part of adhd is how I will think "oh I should get a drink to take my adhd pill" and then I'll get the drink and drink the drink and then three hours later realize I still haven't taken the dang pill

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the gender neutral form of god/goddess is "theyity"

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